Buncher:  A machine that cuts down trees and piles them in bunches in the skid trail.

Stinger:  The part of a log truck that sticks out the back when a log trailer is piggy-backed on the truck.

Reach:  The long "stick-like" part of a log trailer that attaches to the stinger when the log trailer is being pulled by the log truck.

"Equal rights for all, special privileges for none."                                         Thomas Jefferson

Environmentalist:  "Do you know why I'm an environmentalist?"

Logger:  "Lack of any redeeming talent?"

Logger:  "Do you know what a wok is?"

Environmentalist:  "A thing you frow at wabbits."

Cop to environmentalist after arresting him for obstructing a logger:  "Life's tough.  It's even tougher when you're stupid."

What did the environmentalist say when she found out she was pregnant?  "Gee, I hope it's mine."

An environmentalist looked at her drivers license and got depressed when she saw that she got an "F" in sex.

Why did the environmentalist have tire tracks up his back?  From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Banana plants are the largest plants on earth without a woody stem.  They are actually giant herbs of the same family as lilies, orchids, and palms.

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "  Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929 - 1968)

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."   The ninth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America